Musgrave Watching

Musgrave Watch announces he's back! And so are we . . . .

Sorry we didn't get around to covering covering dogshit-gate, a Weld County Dem's smelly protest against the bullshit Marilyn has been stuffing in our mailboxes at taxpayer expense. Here's the lowdown, along with some opportunistic horseshit thrown in for fun:

Her bill to treat homosexuals as sub-human is expected to go before the House this summer . Her spokesman, Shaun Kenney, has never seen anything like the package that was delivered on the evening of May 31.

"This is June," said Musgrave spokesman Shaun Kenney. "It's not October or November, and already we're getting poop stuck in our mail box. It's gutter politics. It's disgusting. It's beyond mudslinging. It just does not have any place in politics. It's unethical campaigning."

The poo wasn't just left in a mailbox of Musgrave's Greeley office, though. No, it was shoved through the mail slot of Musgrave's office. While it is reprehensible, it doesn't appear to have been a form of "campaigning."

Even more shocking than the act was the fact that Yvonne Ensz, 63, used an easily traceable envelop. She made only a half-assed attempt at blacking out the preprinted address, leaving her nine-digit zip code readable.

D'oh! Here's how the 2004 Green Party CD-4 candidate, Bob Kinsey, explains it:

If there is a law against misusing noxious substances, there is also a law against misusing congressional franking privileges. U.S. Rep. Marilyn Musgrave misused that privilege in the 2004 campaign of which I was a part.

The fluffy, full-color image pieces she sent out, supposedly to inform citizens about what is going on in Congress, were a blatant misuse of her franking privilege and of government printing services paid for by taxpayers of both parties. These mailings were offensive trash. They were also evidence that Musgrave may have been breaking the law.

The only way the 4th Congressional District can stop this noxious behavior is to replace Musgrave with Angie Paccione. The Democratic Party record with regard to legal use of the frank is much better than Musgrave's.

Shame on her and not on Kathleen Ensz or whomever discovered the appropriate symbol to protest this substantive pollution of our laws and our waste dumps ("Delivery to Musgrave office downright disgusting," June 9).

Musgrave must go!

Bob Kinsey
Denver

Here's how He explains it:

Some people might think shoving an envelope full of dog doody into a mail slot is funny, but unlike your local police department, national-security-oriented bloggers like myself see it for what it truly is, a biological attack launched by Francoliberalislamunists from Mexico.

Guess they needed to keep the locals from mentioning the fact that Marilyn has once again re-introduced her gay marriage amendment. She waits for it to die in the Senate, to then introduce it in the House? What's the point? Oh right, gay-baiting doesn't need much logic.

Bob is mad about Marilyn wasting tens of thousands on her version of publiclly funded campaigning, but we've been having a lot of fun with it here at Musgrave Must Go!

And Coloradans are still waiting for Marilyn to disavow the Ku Klux Klan endorsement. Sheesh.